Name: Robert "Kryzen"
Location: Groningen, Netherlands
Quote: If you're going through hell, keep going
Position: Localizer

• Do you have pets?
  I have a baddass ginger cat.
• What is your favourite colour?
  Green. Or blue. Because reasons.
• What kind of music do you like?
  Anything that doesn't involve screaming. Take it as you will.
• What do you do on your free time besides spending time on SMF?
  Working, sleeping, and crying myself to sleep. Or maybe just the first two things.
• What are your goals/dreams in life?
  To improve myself and become a better person.
• What got you involved in SMF?
  Harry Potter. Long story.
• Who do you admire? Why?
  People who don't give a sh-t about what other people think, and just live their life.
• Are you into sports?  If so which ones?
  Not really. Used to be into soccer and baseball, but not anymore.
• What was your first screenname?
  Robertjeee. Kind of like you're riding a roller coaster.
• Do you have any piercings?
  Nope.
• Are you a lefty/righty or ambidextrous?
  Depends, I use my left hand for my phone, but write with my right hand.
• Do you have any tattoos?  If not do you wish/plan to get one?
  No, not really.
• Do you have any siblings?  If so, how many of each?
  One brother and one sister, both younger.
• What is your favourite website?
  I'm not sure I can post it here.
• Do you play computer games?  If so, which ones?
  Europa Universalis 4 and Minecraft. And Bejeweld. Because Bejeweld is awesome.
• Do you play video game consoles?  Which ones?
  Xbox360
• Are you married or planing to get married?
  Not married, just enjoyin' single life. No plans to get married either.
• If so do you have any kids?
  No
• How many kids?
  N/A
• How many languages do you speak?  If so which ones?
  I'm fluent in Dutch and English, kind-of-fluent in Spanish, and I can speak some Low Saxon, Serbian and Russian.
• Do you drink?
  Yes
• Do you smoke?
  Nope, never have, never will.
• Did you play hookey from class?
  I might have...
• Do you have a license?
  I'd like to think I do, but every time I get busted the police reminds me I don't...
• Do you own a car?
  No
• Have you ever been stopped for speeding?
  Yeah, one time I was cycling so fast the police was like 'NO HE DIDN'T'.
• Do you obtain a good amount of sleep daily?
  I'd like to make sure I get at least 7 hours of sleep every day, which seems to be enough, so yes.
• How do you sleep?
  On the streets
• Have you ever been on an aeroplane?
  Yes
• Have you ever broken a bone?
  You mean my own bones, or someone else's? In case of the latter, it's probably better not to go into too much detail.
• Do you wear jewellery?  If so what jewellery do you wear?
  Nope
• How do you dress?
  Casually
• How many keys are on your keyring?
  Three
• Your favorite actors?
  Morgan Freeman
• Your favorite historical time period?
  In Europe, the Early Middle Ages and the WW2 era. I'm also fascinated by 30s'-80s' America, but I'm not sure why.
• What time do you go to bed?  What time do you wake up?
  Depends, my working times vary.
• What's the freakiest thing you have done?
  Speaking Dutch-ish German to a Dutch waitress.
• Do you live alone?
  Do ghosts count?
• How many hours a day do you spend in front of the computer?
  Way too many.
• How many hours a day do you spend in SMF?
  Difficult to say, really. Depends on the day.
• What is your favourite beverage - coffee, tea, soda, beer, other?
  Tea, sweet tea and iced tea. I'm also very fond of Desperados beer.
• What do you hate?
  Ignorance
• What do you love?
  Music, space, nature, history, southern accents
• What is your religion?
  I don't really have a religion, just a bunch of ideas about what happens after death
• What is your hair colour?
  Black
• How tall are you?
  Disturbingly tall. Maybe not really. About 6'3/1.90 meters
• How much do you weigh?
  No freaking idea.
• What's the feature on SMF you can't live without?
  
  • As an administrator?
    Banning people. I just don't know when to stop.
  • As an end user?
    The ability to troll.

Thanks to Relyana for the list of questions, I basically just copied her questions.

The questions are from the template that we've all used .

Dutch Lower Saxon is a new one on me.  I had to go and look that up, so reading your profile has taught me something that I didn't know .  I'm also curious to know why you ended up speaking Dutch like German to a Dutch waitress .

QuoteAnd Bejeweld. Because Bejeweld is awesome.

LOL
Let me guess: quality time in the toilet?

QuoteDutch Lower Saxon is a new one on me.

It's basically a mix of Dutch, German and Danish, and it's a really cool language. Although I grew up hearing the language, I never learned to speak it. A shame, really, I think it sounds so much warmer than Dutch does.

QuoteI'm also curious to know why you ended up speaking Dutch like German to a Dutch waitress

Well, for Dutch people it's not hard to speak (as in not messing up the pronunciation) German since the languages are very similar, and I just wanted to have some fun. ;p

QuoteLet me guess: quality time in the toilet?

Hahaha, something like that.

You haven't answered on your dream job question, do you have one?
Also, do you like to read, and if so, what kind of books?

QuoteYou haven't answered on your dream job question, do you have one?

Yep: a job in software development, preferably something with embedded systems or desktop applications.

QuoteAlso, do you like to read, and if so, what kind of books?

Definitely. I usually read historical books; 'Byzantium - The surprising life of a medieval empire' is probably my favorite.