Name: Katz Age: 2¾ Location: NW England Quote: WTF?!? Position: Horizontal

• Do you have pets?
  Three cats and four degus
• What is your favorite color?
  Royal blue.
• What kind of music do you like?
  Punk, Metal, Beatles, Stones, Led Zep, Metallica, Sade, Bowie, Queen, Pink Floyd, Dr. Feelgood, The Hamsters, etc. etc.
• What do you do on your free time besides spending time on SMF?
  
• What are your goals/dreams in life?
  To have another birthday.
  
• What got you involved in SMF?
  My wife played an online war game and their clan had a forum that was Invision Free. It was crap, so...
• Who do you admire? Why?
  Programmers, coz they understand gibberish and Alison Angel, sometimes, for obvious reasons.
• Are you into sports?  If so which ones?
  Too decrepit, now. Used to do tenpin bowling, football (Proper football, not that American girly version), Tennis, Badminton, Rugby and Boxing.
• What is your dream job?
  Pr0n star.
• What was your first screenname?
  Katzy. My real name is "Katz", but the logon required five letters.
• Do you have any piercings?
  Yep. One ear, but not worn anything in it for years.
• Are you a lefty/righty or ambidextrous?
  Righty.
• Do you have any tattoo's?  If not do you wish/plan to get one?
  Yep, a cat on my right arm.
• Do you have any siblings?  If so, how many of each?
  I have one arsehole brother.
• What is your favourite website?
  XHamster
• Do you play computer games?  If so, which ones?
  Rarely. But, I still like Doom Legacy with loadza wads and Command & Conquer stuff.
• Do you play video game consoles?  Which ones?
  Wii.
• Are you married or planing to get married?
  Yep. Married to Jane.
  
  
  
  • If so do you have any kids?
  • One pseudo-daughter
• How many languages do you speak?  If so which ones?
  Cockney English and rhyming slang, French and Double-Dutch (It's a real language!)
• Do you drink?
  Latte, Jack Daniel's, Southern Comfort and Glenfiddich.
• Do you smoke?
  Yep.
• Did you play hookey from class?
  Yep.
• Do you have a license?
  Yep!
  
  
  
  • Do you own a car?
    Yep! I miss my old MGB GT.
  • Have you ever been stopped for speeding?
    A few times. I used to own a bike that did 0-60 in 1.3 seconds, so...
• Do you obtain a good amount of sleep daily?
  Define "Good amount".
• How do you sleep?
  Comatose, once I get away.
• Have you ever been on an airplane?
  Yep. First time I went in a 'plane, I piloted it, too! Biggest kick was flying in and piloting, for a while, an Avro Vulcan.
• Have you ever broken a bone?
  Surprisingly enough, no. Spent two months in a coma, though.
• Do you wear jewelry?  If so what jewelry do you wear?
  Ankh on a chain around my neck and engagement/wedding rings.
• How do you dress?
  Jeans & T-shirt.
• How many keys are on your keyring?
  Fifteen!!!
• What time do you go to bed?  What time do you wake up?
  11pm-3am and I normally wake up 9-10.
• What's the freakiest thing you have done?
  Lived with two women, intimately, at the same time for five years. (LONG story)
• Do you live alone?
  Nope
• How many hours a day do you spend in the computer?
  Too many.
• How many hours a day do you spend in SMF?
  Too many.
• What is your favorite beverage - coffee, tea, soda, beer, other?
  Latte.
• What do you hate?
  Filling-in forms, politicians, mental drivers, jingoism, intolerance, people who judge books by their covers (Metaphorically), Manchester United and bigots.
• What do you love?
  
• What is your religion?
  Religions are a means of controlling the people.
• What is your hair color?
  Brown/silver/grey and, occasionally, bright pink.
• How tall are you?
  5'11"
• How much do you weigh?
  12 stones.
• What's the feature on SMF you can't live without?
  
  
  
  • As an administrator?
    Pass.
  • As an end user?
    Pass.

Quote from: K@ on February 04, 2012, 04:49:38 PM
What is your dream job?
Pr0n star.

Quote from: K@What's the freakiest thing you have done?
Lived with two women, intimately, at the same time for five years. (LONG story)

QuoteHave you ever broken a bone?
Surprisingly enough, no. Spent two months in a coma, though.

Quote from: Joker™ on June 26, 2012, 11:26:24 PM
who me? I'm an innocent boy

Quote from: Old Fossil on June 26, 2012, 11:31:16 PM
Still a kid yes but innocent? NEVER.

Quote from: K@ on June 12, 2012, 11:17:01 AM


The nurse smiled and said "Oh, you're awake, then?".

I sorta grinned, sheepishly, and said "Awake? Why, have I been asleep".

"Yeah, since April".

"April? What is it, now?"

"End of June".

Quote from: K@ on September 17, 2012, 05:55:51 AM
It sure was the most peculiar thing.

Still, I survived, mostly intact.

Quote from: K@ on February 04, 2012, 04:49:38 PM

• Do you have pets?
  Three cats and four degus