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Get to know the Team: JBlaze
Posted by JBlaze on June 15, 2009, 11:29:18 PM
 | Name: Jason "JBlaze" Clemons Age: 20 Location: Fort Pierce, Florida, USA Quote:"Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name?" - Agent Paul Smecker - "The Boondock Saints" Position: |
- Do you have pets? Nope
- What is your favorite color? Pink. Cus' only real men can wear such a color
- What kind of music do you like? Rock, Metal, Techno, basically anything that gets me in a good mood.
- What do you do on your free time besides spending time on SMF? Free time? SMF? Don't mix
- What are your goals/dreams in life? Right now, get a job. Later on, get a career, get married, have kids, the usual...
- What got you involved in SMF? Well, I'm an old phpBB convert. I got tired of the same old things breaking, lack of support, yadda yadda yadda... A friend recommended SMF to me, and I checked it out, and haven't turned back.
- Who do you admire? Why? My dad. He has been the only person that has stood by my side my whole life.
- Are you into sports? If so which ones? Football. NE Patriots FTW!
- What is your dream job? Hopefully a career in Law Enforcement or Security.
- What was your first screenname? NEPatsKickAss89
- Do you have any piercings? 2: Left earlobe and cartilage.
- Are you a lefty/righty or ambidextrous? Ambidextrous
- Do you have any tattoo's? If not do you wish/plan to get one? Left forearm: Ambigram of Loyalty/Betrayal
- Do you have any siblings? If so, how many of each? Only child
- What is your favorite website? hmm... let's see... www.simplemachines.org and www.2advanced.com
- Do you play computer games? If so, which ones? Not really, unless you count MySpace Mobsters
- Do you play video game consoles? Which ones? Xbox 360
- Are you married or planing to get married? No and No.
- If so do you have any kids?
- How many kids?
- How many languages do you speak? If so which ones? English, German, Russian, Polish, Spanish, some Dutch and Finnish (still learning )
- Do you drink? Sometimes.
- Do you smoke? Yes. Bad habit.
- Did you play hookey from class? Yes. Many times.
- Do you have a license? Driver's license: check. Gun permit: soon to check.
- Do you own a car? Yes
- Have you ever been stopped for speeding? Ummm... yea a couple times
- Do you obtain a good amount of sleep daily? Depends on what time I sign off of SM.org
- How do you sleep? On my back, in a bed.
- Have you ever been on an airplane? Many times.
- Have you ever broken a bone? Let's see... 34 bones to be exact. Football took its toll...
- Do you wear jewelry? If so what jewelry do you wear? Mostly silver. Necklaces, rings, earrings...
- How do you dress? When I lived in CT, I wore a Carhartt, white tee, jeans, and Timberland boots. Now that I live in FL, I wear basketball shorts and a white tee.
- How many keys are on your keyring? 12
- What time do you go to bed? What time do you wake up? Bed usually around 3-4AM, wake up around 10-11AM. Of course, that's a normal day
- What's the freakiest thing you have done? Well, I'd have to ask my ex
- Do you live alone? As of recent, yes.
- How many hours a day do you spend in the computer? Usually however long I'm awake, sadly enough...
- How many hours a day do you spend in SMF? Anywhere between 6-18 hours a day.
- What is your favorite beverage - coffee, tea, soda, beer, other? Coffee. By far my favorite.
- What do you hate? People who take advantage of others, stuck-up snotty people.
- What do you love? Music, guns, SMF, Xbox, SMF, friends, SMF, family, SMF, oh and did I mention SMF?
- What is your religion? Well, let's put it this way: I don't believe in the church, I don't believe in miracles. But, I do believe that there is a higher power.
- What is your hair color? What hair
- How tall are you? 5'9
- How much do you weigh? 174lbs.
- What's the feature on SMF you can't live without?
- As an administrator? Package Manager
- As an end user? Quick Reply
Can you actually write with either hand?
Hehe, I'd expect nothing less from you
And yes, I can write with both hands, but it's neater with my right.
Somewhere... Look in the Post pictures of yourself! topic
Thanks
That green badge looks good on ya.
Yea it does, eh?
Just gotta keep shining it every damn day now...
You like pink, then were you aware that ASP sells pink handcuffs?
http://www.handcuffwarehouse.com/asptaha.html
You got a pair already?
Thanks
And yes, since two days after I got into the security business, I have had pink handcuffs
Theyre not all fuzzy and cute looking like you may think, but instead, they are full metal with just a metallic pink coat
Do you watch The Simpsons? If so, got a favourite episode and character?
And what's your thoughts on Futurama?
I watched The Simpsons when I was a kid. Favorite character is definately Moe. (Reminds me of my dad
I kinda lost interest in TV as there is nothing good on anymore...
Never watched Futurama though.
I know more computer languages then you though I think!
You don't play computer games but you play an xbox360? Do you just use it for media or something? :p
www.2advanced.com site looks pretty sweet.
On your head?
"27) How do you sleep?
I close my eyes and.....lol on my stomach
That was my answer
My answer is better.
25. How do you sleep?
On a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.
This will make Jade jealous.
That's my beasty side
That's not a bad idea
After seeing a pic of JBlaze I can safely say the avatar looks more ugly.
YOU WISH you slept that way!! LOL
I'll be out tonight baby, getting the divorce papers
I am
Only on Mondays and Tuesdays...
If I could smack you I'd come though the screen!
Right back at you babe
Where would you smack him tho?
What colour handcuffs?
Pink
She's my toygirl
Says who?!
Easiest: "home" tab on the menu.
Hardest: Integrating all 89 mods into my custom theme
Those both seem easy how about inserting 3309 lines of data into a sql database that you have to write by yourself.(bottom link) easier yet was getting a music player to work while browsing a forum.
That is my favorite movie of all time
1. ever tasted Irn Bru?
2. Do you like Rugby?
3. Paivää, mitä kuuluu?
Nope, don't know what it is
Used to watch it as a kid
Teen hyvä. Entä sinä?
Heh. teach me more Finnish
That way I can move to Finland and get a job
Olen väsynyt (I'm tired) ja taidan mennä nukkumaan (and I suppose I'll go to sleep).
Nähdään huomenna! (See you tomorrow!)
Jblaze I can assure you its not as easy as that
O I C wat j00 did thar.
For the record, Irn Bru is a fizzy soft drink. It is extremely popular in the UK. So I'm not surprised that you've never heard of it JB.